A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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