Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Where's my shotgun

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Drunk irish man

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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