want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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