How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Where's my shotgun

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

your going to die

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...