What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Potato.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Where's my tractor?

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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