How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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alston wang

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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