What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

your mom

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are penis

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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