Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

what is big and white? the moon

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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