I saw a chameleon. Then it died

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's cold and icy? Ice

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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