A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Chrissy is funny.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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