And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Justin Beiber

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Anti Joke

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