Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Ass

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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