- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

who is awesome? no one...

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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