- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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