- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why did the child step on a ball?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

i love huge wieners.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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