There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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MICHAEL

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your a towel.

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You just won the game...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do magnets work?

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Women's Rights

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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