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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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