Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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