Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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