- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

-When is a door not a door? -Never

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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