There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Sorry boss

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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