- Anti Joke

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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anne hatthaway

My name is never spelt right so its all good

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.