How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Enchilada

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

anne hatthaway

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

im a selling a car

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

How old is victor? Old

A Banana wrote this...

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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