Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

im a selling a car

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Jared Gough is a slut

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Where's my tractor?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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