On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

I like to eat people

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

The Bible

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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