- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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