- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

That didn't hurt.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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