- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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