Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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knock knock

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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