Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Nothing yet CC

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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don't look behind you

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