- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Do you need any assistance?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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