- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

baby loves lalma

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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