CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

http://anti-joke.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops