- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what is big and white? the moon

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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