what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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hi. thats what she said.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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penis hehehehe

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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