The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

No it isn't.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

lick my ballsack.... ok

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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