Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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