- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

i eat poop

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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