- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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