- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

your mom

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

whos gay? you are

kiss me?

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Wats a joke?

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Gabe Mercado

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A jew went to Germany.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A woman comes at the doctor.

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