I grammer is gooder then yours.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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monkey sponge

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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