Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Guess what? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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