What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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guess what what? nothing.

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