Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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