- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Women's rights...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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