Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A black goes to college

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Potato.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Anti Joke

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