Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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