Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Canada

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Women's Sports

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Women's football

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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