What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Nobody cares.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Dick spice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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