Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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