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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

a catholic priest and a young boy

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Do you need any assistance?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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