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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

The penn state football administration

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Women

Six million.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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