What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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