- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Japan called... They need help.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

like for a handjob.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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