- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

whats brown and smells like shit shit

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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