When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Facebook...

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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