You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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