Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

my mom raped yerr foot

George Bush.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Cows go moo.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Knock Knock Come in

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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