- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Ass

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Knock Knock Come in

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

what do you call a black man named mike

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!