Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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