Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Woman's rights.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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You just won the game...

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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