What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Six million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Gabe Mercado

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Anti Joke

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