- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Six million.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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