why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Wats a joke?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Women's Rights

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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