Where's my shotgun

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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your going to die

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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