Matty B

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Thanks

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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