Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I saw a shovel once.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

I'm a like whore

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Looks through the peephole.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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