Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Black Veil Brides.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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