- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

knock knock

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Poop

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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