Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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123 Main street

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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I saw a shovel once.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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