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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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God bless America, and no where else.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Alt F4

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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