How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Homework.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

The 13th Amendment...

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

You just won the game...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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