- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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