- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Jared Gough is a slut

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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