Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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womens rights to vote

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Justin Beiber

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Are you a human?

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Yo daddy!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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