- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Women's rights.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Ouch.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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