- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

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