Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

verry nice how mUCH?

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

whats really hot the sun

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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