What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Knock knock Come In.......

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Video Games

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

hi

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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