Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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