Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What is the best part about football The scoring

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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