- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats better than 24................. 25

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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