imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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verry nice how mUCH?

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Comedy.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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68 :)

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