What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Girls Basketball.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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knock knock who's there?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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what is big and white? the moon

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monkey sponge

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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