- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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