- Anti Joke

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Black people. They are so kind.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I have a crush on my dad.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!