What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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