Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

the cast of the jersey shore

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

save water shower with friends

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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