A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Hi Shelby!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niki Minaj's ass

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

No. Yes.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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