- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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