What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A jew go out of a bar

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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