A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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why?

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Mitt Romney.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Anti Joke

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