- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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