- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Women's rights.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

save water shower with friends

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Women.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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