why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Women's rights.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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