What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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