Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

no

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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